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The next person who says "rebound dampener" gets a moist towelette crammed in their urethra. #suspensionofdisbelief
Victorian novels are nastier when you know "taking in the air" means just sniffing farts. #bronte
Of all the silent, experimental, Avant-Garde cat films made in 1944, this is our favorite. http://t.co/qtOXblicuW #weedrequired