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ASO takes a cue from SSCXWC. Winner of the Dolphin-y Liberace has to get this tattoo. Best. Antidoping measure. Ever. http://t.co/Lp5XUuRgh4
New team car has been located. Moustache not included. https://t.co/MFBtJfsXj2