We’ll take our pants off. Even if you don’t ask us to. It’ll happen. Seriously. Our pants are coming off.
We’ll take our pants off. Even if you don’t ask us to. It’ll happen. Seriously. Our pants are coming off.
We only ride fast until something more fun comes along. If you’re not interested in stopping to take a picture of baby piglets, you should probably find someone else…
We have a super elite international squad that sweats profundity and does everything in grainy shades of grey. And they’re super fucking serious. Get Serious
Best part about being a homeowner? Being able to piss in the kitchen sink, then turning around to give the dinner guests a knowing *wink*.
Oddly, "Old German is crazy delicious. Get some." is what I asked be engraved on my tombstone. I'll collect that $4.99.
This portly gentleman would argue that they are one and the same.
Best part about being a homeowner? Being able to piss in the kitchen sink, then turning around to give the dinner guests a knowing *wink*.
Oddly, "Old German is crazy delicious. Get some." is what I asked be engraved on my tombstone. I'll collect that $4.99.
This portly gentleman would argue that they are one and the same.
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