Not afraid to show some ass.
We’ll take our pants off. Even if you don’t ask us to. It’ll happen. Seriously. Our pants are coming off.
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International Styling
We have a super elite international squad that sweats profundity and does everything in grainy shades of grey. And they’re super fucking serious.
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We stop frequently
We only ride fast until something more fun comes along. If you’re not interested in stopping to take a picture of baby piglets, you should probably find someone else to ride with.
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Jens Voigt Soundboard
We don’t want to be a one trick pony. We’re a cycling team, not a fan club. But this is probably what you came here for.
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This is what we’re doing.
Rouleur for Damage
If friends are the family we choose, then group rides are the family vacations no one wants to choose. Ownership. Commitment. Deciderating. These are words. Maybe even some of…
Breaking Away Bad
We can all agree that off-season training is miserable, so we choose to multitask and combine it with our second favorite activity: COOKING METH. US Postal had Ferrari. JVA has…
Summer Etiquette Ride Guide
Christ, people. Do we have to go through this again? It seems like only yesterday I was 1) asked to change my underwear, and 2) forced to address simple…
2012 SUPER RELAX Bocce Throwdown
Armed with only a box of wine, a Costco cheesecake and a watermelon flavored Four Loko, JVA set out to defend our SUPER RELAX Bocce Throwdown title on Friday.…
