We only ride fast until something more fun comes along. If you’re not interested in stopping to take a picture of baby piglets, you should probably find someone else to ride with.
We only ride fast until something more fun comes along. If you’re not interested in stopping to take a picture of baby piglets, you should probably find someone else to ride with.
We’ll take our pants off. Even if you don’t ask us to. It’ll happen. Seriously. Our pants are coming off.
We have a super elite international squad that sweats profundity and does everything in grainy shades of grey. And they’re super fucking serious. Get Serious
Been getting into mixology lately. That's when you put Sterno in your Hammer Gel, right?
Friend of JVA and queso grande of the Portland store is having a birthday today. Swing by Chrome PDX and smack her on the ass
Best part about being a homeowner? Being able to piss in the kitchen sink, then turning around to give the dinner guests a knowing *wink*.
Been getting into mixology lately. That's when you put Sterno in your Hammer Gel, right?
Friend of JVA and queso grande of the Portland store is having a birthday today. Swing by Chrome PDX and smack her on the ass
Best part about being a homeowner? Being able to piss in the kitchen sink, then turning around to give the dinner guests a knowing *wink*.
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