Roasted to perfection by the fine folks at the Red E Cafe in Portland, the JVA blend will jack you all up in all the right ways.
We’re not going to just throw a bunch of beans in a personalized bag and keep them on the shelf for 9 months. We’re going to walk down the street and pick these things up while the beans are still hot. We’re going to dip our hands into the barrel and smell the beans slowly and sensually, like in one of those hair commercials. But instead of hair, we’re going to get all slow-mo with coffee beans. We’ll do it with our eyes closed and an awkward crooked smile on our faces, pretending we know as much about coffee as the roasters do.
And then we’ll have the delicious beans put into a bag and sent to you. But not the beans that we put our grubby paws all over. Unless we washed them first.
The Red E knows their shit. Everyone says so. Even the New York fucking Times. So buy a bag.
