Here at JVA Industries there are a few things about which we are particularly particular: We like our Van Halen à la Lee Roth, our Bewitched in the Dick York Darrin-way, and our caffeine-delivery vessels bespoke. We’re not going to pour that ebony nectar of the gods into just any fly-by-night, budget mug. Hells to the no. We want our go juice swaddled in only the finest English Grolleg porcelain, hand-crafted by the only artisan this side of the Pecos with the chops to deliver a JVA-worthy functional art piece. Also, we want our team logo on the side. Because we’re vain, and we know that song was about us.
Normally, only those lucky enough to be on the JVA team roster are allowed to hoist such a hallowed chalice. But we’re feeling generous. We have limited quantities of handmade, JVA team-issue coffee mugs available. Raise one to your lips, and instantly become the envy of your peers. That hot barista you’ve been flirting with will take one gander at your stylish JVA mug and say, “I would like to be in a pants-free situation with you post haste. Let me clock out.” Dishwasher safe.
